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first run, had no clue what the hell was happening all i knew was it's pinball. but i won ig :D

i didn't even try doubling the vampire, i haven't for the past several rounds what

(ok i wasn't paying attention but it was probably just my total score exceeded the integer limit and reverted to negatives)

also i did click the button, i appear to be softlocked 

update from literally less than 30 seconds later, it overflowed into the negatives, back into the positives, negatives again, then it reset to 0. fun.

edit: i did not use one of my other vamps on it so it did go back to its full 234,187,180,623,265,792 (~234 quadrillion)

monocle with juice boxes and multiple vampires scales so incredibly much

haven't even used my monocles yet in this screenshot

i probably recommend watching let's game it out first because he eases you into what the game's all about BEFORE finding the most chaotic thing he can possibly do.

also he has a wanted sign in hydroneer because of his antics

thank you. i'm inspired by the best (dangerouslyfunny and let's game it out, both great youtubers) to break games whenever i can

in case you're wondering, this is what 63 infinity rounds look like

also i left an autoclicker on for about 20 minutes just duping extra credit, then i added a dumpster which took another like 15 transactions so i could actually finish the round. needless to say, i'm rich.

ok i dropped the flash sale and the other thing in the book in order to go for the funny infinite. behold: 

i dupe the extra credit twice using cat and then swap it out for dumpster find and it takes like 12 transactions to win but it's really funny to watch

i have achieved infinity... twice.

in the same run.

though flash sale is the only thing that allows me to progress

i cast gun 3 times. prepare to be removed from existence.

i cast gun, prepare to meet god.

(this was my 5th or 6th new game+)

so the game doesn't like having like a thousand eggs at once (halved my fps)

also there is in fact a limit. i watched some eggs disappear.

anyways fun challenge

just wanted to let you know, you were just a bit off for 33 and 34, and for 50 that should probably be a q or qd or however you want do quadrillion 

also thanks for making me remember this comment, i have expanded on it even more :)

big number go brrr

so basically i got like 200 million and used an autoclicker to, over the course of like AN HOUR, blow it all on standard. then i napped. that's 1.7 billion in case you're wondering.

i’ve actually never taken an iq test but my iq is probably high. i really like math.

not quite... i meant the LENGTH of the number is 11 times longer than the itch io comment character limit. meaning you would need 12 separate comments to fit it in its entirety

nope, i'm just a little bit smart. the description of the game tells us how long it is, along with how many characters are available, which is 34. so i just did 1/34 to the power of however many characters it is.

i do have a bit of programming knowledge so i did write a short program to see the exact value, but the sheer length of it is far longer than the itch io comment character limit, so it wouldn't fit

same. hate this.

it was hard to tell what was happening at first but i figured it out. managed to get 1060 on my first attempt.

gave up at some point in the last 8 months, and i just checked and my save data is gone :/

he’s… in the boat… and floating in the air…

yeahhh you can also attack yourself...

ok i just get 2 trinkets. nothing game breaking.

uhhh what happens if you have a trinket guy already...? time to find out!

does using the restart button apply my legacies?

i appear to be stuck. no button to progress forward. i just gave the trinket uncollector my split. and this was my best run ever too... 3 legacies, both a multishot guy and a splash guy AND a bard... and i was around endless 50 or so? only once used the infinity + split infinite combo, and it was after i had at least 50 cargo

found a harmless bug. i ran out of cargo except for one pearl and immediately used it, got this screen. pressing roll sent me back to the start.

during my run like that i had the guy skeletonized, maxed out, i had the boat piece thing boost encounters, AND i had a maxed out skeleton bard! 

i am in a run where apparently i have so many event-boosting things that combat has mostly disappeared. got a few green reset things and in my current reset, i have had ONE combat. and about 15 queen of the sea encounters. and like 40 trinkets. it stopped adding them to the ship after a while so i have no idea if they still count tho.

while i was writing this i got my 2nd combat encounter and the birds ANNIHILATED my opponent 👍

i did frog. it uh... broke. and i won too... ._.

best i could do was 77 (i accidentally hit r before i could screenshot)

collision seems to be pretty janky when you have the red power up at full speed, i'm pretty sure i ran straight through at least 10 of the things

edit: after testing, apparently when i did it i just got really lucky because i have found that the hitboxes are really weird and don't cover the entirety of the things

no idea but you would need to deal 600 damage in 20 seconds

at max upgrades, the cooldown is 1 second and you get 5 air dice with 4-7 damage each

that means the absolute minimum you can do to the final boss is 400 damage (20*5*4)

to kill him, at minimum, you need to get all 6s or any combinations of 7s and 5s that adds up to 600

i was going to do a bunch of math to figure out the chances but i realized it's more complicated than i initially thought, so my answer: very lucky. 

pretty well actually. haven't had it open as much as i could, but it's still goin good.

revisiting this game, and man... i finally figured it out. it's a shame i'm terrible at planning. anyways, i had like 25 but still had more paint and i was forced to lose points.

i managed to get exactly 0 points.

perfect balance.

realized that there's a wiki. it does not stack :<

question: does heightened senses stack with eye of newt? 

back to where i was quicker than expected

moments after clicking post comment, i accidentally clicked rate for bevy jam 5 instead of right clicking it to open it in new tab. i have lost all progress. oh well.

i'm on my 4th ring and i've discovered that just having all blue is somehow more effective than any of my previous elaborate combos